Thursday, 8 November 2007

Bablefish mangled

I guess everyone's used Babelfish by now to translate foreign phrases to English or vice-versa. Have you noticed how it's always wrong? Usually it's forgiven as you can get the general gist of a phrase without sparking an international incident. But what if you took that phrase and whacked it back into Babelfish? And then did that 10 times more?

That's the idea behind Lost in Translation, a website that takes your original English phrase, and converts it to French and back, German and back, Italian, Portuguese and Spanish before giving you your phrase back in English. The results it spits back are truly fascinating, check out these...

I'll start off with something easy:

He doesn't like you.
Becomes:
It does not love them.

Okay, that's not too bad. How about something longer:

More than meets the eye.
Becomes:
More than he it comes to the contact of the eye.

Longer still:

My Mama always said, Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.

My always meant arsenal, that duration of the age like the structure of the chocolate; They never know that one, you stop receiving go they.

The website shows each step so you can see where the words diverge. Box of chocolates becomes chocolate framework which eventually becomes structure of the chocolate. Still have no idea where arsenal came from! Here's one last translation:

Mole! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I'm gonna cut it off and chop it up and make some guacaMOLE!

Awkward person! Awkward person of the landslide! We were not speech of the awkward person of the landslide, but it has an awkward person of the landslide, that it visualizes for flashing me the eye in the face! The cut and the cut for the ascent and I give to form the Guacamolen!


Mein Gott.

Tuesday, 6 November 2007

How many calories are in a Domino's Pizza?

I've noticed that Domino's Pizza has downloadable pdf guides on their website detailing the 'Nutritional Information' of every one of their mass-produced marvels.

Now I'm officially off them until 2008 (due to them being shite these days) but it's still interesting reading. For example, my old favourite Texas BBQ comes in at 1,384 calories for a medium. The recommended daily intake is 2,500 calories for men, so I reckon that's not too bad. And I can probably subtract about 600 from that since I always ask for 'no onions please'.

But the 'guest pizzas' are in a whole class of their own. A large Meateor pizza contains 2,390 calories, and the Dominator comes close to breaking the daily allowance at 2,430 cals. But that's small fry compared to the never-heard-of-before Hot Dog Pizza. It's is a artery-clogging 2,520 calories!

Here's some others:

Pizza
Small
Medium
Large
Cheese & Tomato
714
1088
1470
Tandoori Hot
786
1232
1640
Texas BBQ
972
1384
1970
Cheese Steak Melt
933
1552
2094
Mighty Meaty
1086
1536
2120
Pepperoni Passion
1182
1584
2160
Meateor
1143.6
1724.8
2395
Dominator


2413
Hot Dog Pizza
1464
1888
2520

And before you think you're doing okay, remember that each little tub of Garlic & Herb dip has 199 calories...

Upside-down maps

I love looking at maps which show familiar things in new perspectives. Here are some good ones:

Upside-down map of the world. After all, nothing determines what is up or down on a sphere.

Geographical tube map
- A big one - you'll need to click the wee magnifying glass. Shows you how ingenious the guy who came up with the design of the modern-day tube map was.

The english north/south dividing line.

And a map that proves that Paisley is the arse of Scotland.

There are some more interesting maps at this guy's page.